My new calling cards have arrived. I've been waiting a very long time to make a deck of cards as business cards and I finally found a place where I could order custom playing cards.
[disclaimer] I, by no means think of myself as a "designer" and I'm not trying to pass myself off as one. Graphic design is a special special skill set I do not have much practice in.... outside of school and 20 years of personal projects. Because of my utter disdain for interacting with graphic design clients, I flatly refuse to practice these skills for other people. I'd have to be given total control and a good hunk of money to do design work for others, so that pretty much means, I'll never do it. Problem solved.